Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Essig Approach to Invasive Pigs

I really shouldn't be spending this much time blogging today when I have a book to finish in the next couple of days. But I saw this piece in the New York Times about feral pigs today and I've got to weigh in on it.

Mark Essig is right about some things and wrong about some others. Or at the very least he has failed to make an adequate argument in support of his points.

Essig is correct about the scope of the feral pig problem. He's also right about the fact that some hunters have trapped pigs and deliberately released them elsewhere in order to create a new huntable population.

Most hunters hate it when this is done. Feral pigs compete with the whitetail deer that are usually a preferred quarry. They eat the eggs and young of ground-nesting birds that hunters want to see survive. Turkeys, quail and pheasant are all put at risk when pigs show up. Mainstream American hunters do not like having pigs in their backyard. Essig is right that more of an effort should be made in the hunting community to stop the people who are peeing in our pool.

I've hunted pigs in several different states and I've observed the USDA approach versus just letting hunters shoot them. Letting the hunters shoot them seemed to work much better. Programs left to the wildlife officers that Essig mentions often (though not always) devolve into decades-long research studies that never seem to get around to serious eradication.

Essig and I probably agree on most points regarding invasive pigs but I think that he's really strayed from logic in his statements against Rick Perry and shooting pigs from helicoptors. I'm not a fan of Governor Perry either but that doesn't excuse me from building a rational case against his policy on pigs. I really have a problem with Essig's statement that:

"However politically advantageous mixing helicopters and guns may be, what we might call the Perry/Barr approach to wild pigs won’t work."


Really? I'm not aware of some huge block of helicopter owning/pig hating voters who are ready to swing New Hampshire or Iowa into Perry's camp. I don't see how Perry's signing of that aerial hunting bill is especially politically advantageous and Essig made no effort to explain it.

Moreover, Essig is arguing against a straw man. When did Rick Perry -- or anyone else -- ever indicate that shooting pigs from helicopters is the whole solution to the pig problem? He didn't. Nobody did. Every invasive pig shot from a helicopter is one less pig. Of course it will help the problem. The question is over how much it will help.

I might as well say that the Essig approach to wild pigs won't work. We can't talk the pigs out of existence. But I suspect that Essig doesn't believe that communication and education is the entire solution any more than Rick Perry thinks that helicopters are the entire solution.

Essig fails to present a single shred of information or proof in support of his thesis that aerial shooting of pigs will not work. The closest that he comes in his piece to taking this head-on is when he states that "...aerial shooting is unnecessarily cruel because it often wounds rather than kills."

Whether it is cruel or not is a separate issue from whether the practice works. Essig is fuzzy about this. If it doesn't work, please cite a study or at least some sort of anecdote. If the practice really is especially cruel then Essig should provide some evidence for this. Is there a study he can point to that shows a dramatically higher percentage of wounded rather than killed pigs resulting from shots from helicopters rather than other types of hunting? Personally, if I was writing this piece in the New York Times and I had any evidence to support my point I probably would have used it.

Don't get me wrong -- maybe the rate of wounded animals really is astoundingly higher. It sounds plausible. 'Truthy', one might even say. But when you are making a case for and against a specific set of wildlife management plans on a platform as big as the New York Times I think that a higher standard than 'sounds plausible' is called for.

I don't want to be too hard on Mr. Essig. Removing invasive species is a very big topic laden with competing ethical conundrums (or is that conundri?) and a vast minefield of technical and ecological issues to sort through. It is very hard to weigh in on the subject of hunting invasives without stepping in metaphorical dog crap if you haven't spent a lot of time studying the topic and hunting the critters in question. I'm sure he'll get better at it.

[Photo copyright 2011 by Jackson Landers.]

A Call for Action Against Invasive Snails

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm putting out a call for action here on a new invasive species in central Virginia. Last October I found a local pond to be infested with Chinese mystery snails, which are a species of Asian aquatic snail that gets up to about three inches long. These things reproduce very quickly and will be serious trouble if left to their own devices.

The pond is on property owned by Monticello. I met with a representative from Monticello who was open to letting someone do something about the situation but wanted to hear from the Department of Game and Inland Fisheries before letting me or anyone else have access to the pond to eradicate them.

I got in touch with the district biologist from DGIF, who in turn referred me to a DGIF aquatic specialist with an office here in Albemarle County. That gentleman asked me to bring him a sample so I gathered up a number of live snails, dropped them into sample jars full of alcohol and dropped them off at his office.

Then absolutely nothing happened. My emails were not responded to. I spoke on the phone to a game warden a few weeks ago to see what was going on but never heard anything back.

I have information suggesting that a particular person probably dumped an unwanted aquarium into that pond, leading to the infestation.

Meanwhile I've found another population of the snails. Like the first location this is in water close to a road and handy for illicit aquarium dumping. The spillway and creek beneath Totier Creek Reservoir near Scottsville, Virginia is loaded with these snails. I've been making trips out there and rounding them up personally but more needs to be done.

I have given up on getting DGIF or any other government agency to do anything about this problem. The Totier Creek spillway empties into the James River only a few miles downstream. Time is running out to prevent this infestation from reaching the James and causing untold ecological damage.

The pond at Monticello is at these coordinates. The Totier Creek population is right here. Want to help the environment? Drive to one of these locations with a bucket and start picking up snails. Apparently nobody else is going to do it.

Yes, you can eat them. Keep them in a bucket of water for 12 hours or so, flushing it out and replacing the water a few times to end up with nice, clean, poopless snails. Then boil some water and drop the whole snails in for about three minutes. Then it will be simple to pull the meat out of the shells using tweezers or needle nose pliers. At that point you can do all sorts of things with them. They'd probably good in a nice alfredo sauce. Substitute them for clams in chowder or sauce. I pan-seared them in garlic, butter and onions and ate them on crackers.

Even if you don't want to eat snails, please go kill these things anyway. Gather them up in a bucket and then kill them one way or another. Just don't dump them out any where near water.

We're all concerned about the threat of invasive species and the danger that they often pose to the survival of native wildlife. This concern should not be abstract. Stop waiting for government agencies to do something. Stop waiting for federal grants and studies. If you see an invasive species that is causing a problem then take personal responsibility for it and take action. Here's your opportunity.

[Photo copyright 2011 by Jackson Landers. All rights reserved. Ask for permission and I'll probably let you use it.]

Friday, August 26, 2011

Invasive Carp in Missouri



I write this blog entry from my hotel room in Columbia, Missouri. Yesterday I enjoyed one of the most unique and eye-opening fishing experiences of my life. Electro-fishing for carp on a tributary of the Missouri River.

Kids, don't try this one at home. Electro-fishing is illegal in most states unless you happen to be conducting an approved scientific study or if you happen to be a state biologist. I was fortunate enough to be invited out with biologist Vince Travnichek and writer Jim Low, print news coordinator for the Missouri Department of Conservation.

As it happened, we could have still gotten a whole pile of fish without the electro-fishing gear. Silver carp will literally jump straight into your boat. This happened at least a dozen times during roughly two hours on the water. On one occasion a five pound fish landed precisely in the live well. Jim captured that one on camera and I look forward to seeing his photos.

Meanwhile, here are some of my photos. My verdict on carp is that they are perfectly delicious to eat. The secret is that you need to keep them alive as long as possible until you are ready to fillet and refrigerate or freeze them. A dead, ungutted carp suffers fouling of flavor much more quickly than crappie, trout or other fish that American anglers are accustomed to eating.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Back on The Road, Missouri-Bound

Tomorrow morning I hit the road again. This time its a week-long excursion to Missouri to see their out-of-control carp situation first hand. I'll be fishing for a few days with biologist Vince Travnichek of the Missouri Department of Conservation, and with Jim Low, Print News Coordinator for the Department.

I had hoped to bag feral goats last week on a mountain side in West Virginia but several things conspired against me. First, a check from my publisher arrived late. Second, once the check showed up I suffered an injury while running that made it a moot point.

An osteopathic physician friend tells me that I have a torn ligament of the 5th metatarsal in my left foot. There will be no mountain climbing in my near future. Depressing the clutch pedal of my car for a thousand miles each way will be quite enough. I think that I ought to be able to manage fishing -- even fishing that can supposedly involve baseball bats, hoop nets and shotguns. Perhaps I can smack a few out of the air with my crutches.

Once I get back I've got to bang out the rest of 'Eating Aliens' as quickly as possible, with one more short trip to the Potomac River for snakeheads. If I'm hard to reach for the next week, I apologize. I'll be spending a lot of time driving and riding in boats and it may be a while before I can catch up on email and messages.

[Photo copyright 2011 by Jackson Landers. All rights reserved. That is my cousin, Patrick McNamara holding an Asian grass carp that he caught in Massachusetts this spring.]

Sunday, August 21, 2011

''Some We Love, Some We Hate, Some We Eat', Reviewed

A few weeks ago I received a review copy of Hal Herzog's new book,'Some We Love, Some We Hate, Some We Eat: Why it's So Hard to Think Straight About Animals.' In spite of the remarkably long title, Herzog's premise is simple. He is examining the different attitudes that he sees among human beings towards different types of animals.

Personally, I don't find it especially hard to think straight about animals. As someone who became a dedicated meat hunter as an adult after a vegetarian childhood, I have already put quite a lot of thought into the matter and sorted things out pretty well, as I imagine that most other locavore hunters have. But for a reader who is new to all of this and who has just started re-assess their relationship with animals and/or food, this book could be genuinely useful.

Herzog is a research psychologist. This fact shows in his writing, which is full of solid citations. Herzog is very good about backing his assertions up with data and research. I like that habit.

I was surprised to see that hunting isn't covered for more than a page or so in 'Some We Love.' The psychology of hunting, especially among meat-hunters, seems like it should be fertile ground for the types of questions that Herzog enjoys posing. Dr. James Swan has already covered the topic of hunter psychology thoroughly in his book, 'In Defense of Hunting' and readers who are primarily interested in hunting ethics and psychology should seek out Swan's book.

The single anecdote about a hunter involves a woman who had shot a zebra on a hunt in Africa, wound up hitting the wrong animal, and cried over having killed a female rather than a male. Herzog suggests that the fact that the hunter was a woman was what led her to feel about this fact, but he failed to back this up with anything. He was on the edge of understanding something important about the psychology of American hunters but didn't quite get there.

A male hunter would have been just as crestfallen at hitting a mare rather than a stallion. He would simply have hidden his sadness. What is usually misunderstood about hunters is that we do not want the animal to suffer. Sadism plays no part in the activity. The hunter's short-term goal is usually to cause death as instantaneously as possible. Shooting a female (depending on the time of year) leaves open the possibility of an orphaned animal that suffers for a long time, perhaps starving to death. At the same time, most of us are such knee-jerk conservationists that we want to leave the females alone so that they can produce offspring and ensure that the species doesn't disappear. Shoot a male zebra and you have removed only one zebra. Shoot a female and you have removed perhaps half a dozen zebras over the next ten years (this is only strictly true among a species that forms harems or in which males typically breed with many females).

The female zebra hunter's regret was not something that was purely a matter of gender psychology. There are good and practical reasons why male and female hunters traditionally tend to frown on shooting females of the species.

Other topics and key figures also seemed to be missing. I was surprised that Herzog didn't discuss Louis Wain, the Gilded Age artist who arguably bears more responsibility for the anthropomorphication of cats than any other single person.

Herzog's stories about traveling and interviewing people about things that they do with animals are the best parts of the book. Being willing to honestly depict cock fighters as decent human beings took some nerve.

The value of this book, in my opinion, is to generate thought and questions about our relationships with animals. What is missing are conclusions. Herzog wraps the book up by essentially saying 'its all really complicated.' I can't decide whether this is a cop-out or incredibly courageous. Probably more courageous than anything else. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people fail to recognize the fact that 'I don't know' is often the correct answer. Herzog doesn't have a lot of answers, but unlike most of us he is honest about our inconsistencies.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

My Deer Book is Shipping!

Whoa -- my deer books just shipped! Several weeks earlier than I had expected.

My first book, 'The Beginner's Guide to Hunting Deer for Food' is now on sale and ships right away from Amazon, or it might be in stock at your local bookseller.

It is a really neat feeling to be holding a physical copy of this book after spending the last 18 months or so working towards this moment. I had hoped to put on a couple of launch parties for it but as it happens I am completely wrapped up in finishing the work on 'Eating Aliens.' I'm writing roughly 10 hours a day, usually until 3 or 4 am.

Next week I hit the road one more time to catch invasive carp in Missouri with the kind assistance of the Missouri Department of Conservation.

[Photo copyright 2011 by Jackson Landers. That's minced Chinese Mystery Snails with butter and garlic that you see in the dish. I cooked them last night for a chapter of 'Eating Aliens.']


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Nocturnal Hunting Tools

One humid night in a Louisiana swamp I heard a sound along the bank of a creek. I flipped on the special flashlight in my left hand and held the beam directly on what proved to be a pair of raccoons looking for crayfish. Only about a dozen yards away, they went about their business completely oblivious to both me and the powerful beam of light illuminating them.

For the last few days I've been writing and re-working the nutria chapters of Eating Aliens. In the course of this I've been putting a lot of thought into what weapons and tools did and didn't work out. The biggest asset that I had out there in terms of tools was a pair of hand-held lasers by Laser Genetics.

Nutria are mostly nocturnal, so you can expect to typically hunt them in low light conditions. The tricky thing with hunting at night is being able to see your target and what is beyond it without scaring off the prey. If you scan constantly with a conventional light then you are going to scare off the nutria in all but the worst of infestations.

You have two options. First would be a night vision scope or sight. Those can work well but are extremely expensive. I've hunted feral pigs at night in Georgia with second generation night vision. It was good but not great. Pretty much you are looking at a 50 to 75 yard range maximum. Those scopes tend to run around $1,000 each. First generation night vision is so bad as to not be worth bothering with. Third generation night vision will set you back more than a decent used car.

The second option is to use a special light with a wavelength that nocturnal animals don't tend to respond to. The lights by Laser Genetics use a special green laser that I can affirm works as advertised.

I tested two different models for close to a week of hunting on the banks and backwater swamps of Lake Caddo in Louisiana. The ND-5 is a large and powerful model that can be adjusted for a very wide beam. It will set you back around $350, which is still way less than a night vision scope. The ND-3 is smaller, weaker and produces a narrow beam. It costs around $250. The ND-5 is much better but the ND-3 is still far better than having nothing at all.

Both models can be used as a hand-held flashlight or can easily be mounted above a rifle scope. When properly aligned with the beam, visibility through a scope is very good and the reticle was clearly visible.

The beauty of using one of these lasers as opposed to a night vision scope is that you aren't forced to buy one of the narrow selection of night vision scopes just because of the night vision feature. You can use whatever scope you prefer to hunt with in the first place. There is no need for compromise.

Night after night I watched many raccoons at very close range that completely ignored the green light I had pasted on them. They went about their business as if I wasn't even there, right up until they got downwind of me. Minks, nutria and snakes all ignored it unless the beam was near its most narrowly concentrated setting.

Nocturnal hunting isn't legal everywhere or for every species. It is legal for pigs in Georgia and in Louisiana I was named on a special permit for control of nuisance animals. With good optics or lights in the right setting I think that it can be perfectly safe. Nutria hunting almost by definition tends to offer a safe backstop. Usually nutria are hunted near the water's edge with a steep bank behind them. Over-travel of the bullet is not going to be an issue.

Nutria are most active at night. Any area where they are a problem will need to make some regulatory accommodations to allow night hunting in order to make a serious effort at reducing or eliminating them. Wild pigs tend to go nocturnal in response to hunting pressure and any effort at halting their ecological depredations is doomed to failure without making some allowance for hunters to intercept them at night.

It was with real regret that I returned that pair of Laser Genetics lights to Michael Beran, a wildlife control specialist from Bossier City who had been kind enough to loan them to me. Sooner or later I intend to pick up an ND-5 for keeps.

[Photo Copyright 2011 by Jackson Landers]

Monday, August 08, 2011

'Karamojo Safari,' Reviewed

Those who have read anything at all about hunting in Africa have certainly chanced across the name of W.M.D. 'Karamojo' Bell.

Bell was a professional ivory hunter in the days before anyone had any notion of running out of elephants. He arrived in East Africa in 1897 shortly after the age of initial exploration was over and the exploitation phase was really moving along. Africa was pretty well mapped by this time, but there remained massive areas in which no European was known to ever have visited.

Nicknamed 'Karamojo' for his tendency to hunt the Karamojo region of what is now Uganda, Bell is constantly referred to and quoted by modern outdoor writers. In nearly any article or book or conversation about hunting elephants, his name is invoked. The problem is that Karamojo and his legacy are frequently misused and misunderstood. Few people bother to actually read his books, which is understandable since they have spent so much time out of print.

This is a man who personally killed over a thousand elephants, scores of lions, and antelope and cape buffalo probably in the thousands (his safaris included hundreds of people to be fed, clothed and shod for years on end). He amassed a body of experience and knowledge about hunting dangerous prey with rifles which may have been equaled in his own time by other hunters who didn't bother with writing memoirs, but which will certainly never be matched again. He was the great pioneer of hunting very big animals with modern rifles in an age without bag limits or scarcity of prey to limit him.

Bell's book, 'Karamojo Safari,' has been out of print for many years. After some decades it has finally been re-issued in an excellent facsimile edition by Safari Press. I had been looking for an affordable copy of this book for years and I was very grateful to finally receive a copy on the occasion of my 33rd birthday at the end of July.

Every single quote of Bell's that I have ever heard, and every reference to his work that I have seen, turns out to have been pulled out of the first chapter. I really do wonder whether anyone had bothered to actually read the entire book up until now.

'Karamojo Safari' turns out to be a very good book. Bell's conversational prose steers us on a ten month safari through very rough, often hostile country. But it is not only the journey through the African landscape that makes the book worthwhile; it is also the emotional and ethical challenges that the reader has to find his way through.

Elephants have become the sacred cows of the modern western world. The African elephant has been sadly reduced in numbers and range by hunting and loss of habitat. We have all learned a great deal about the lives and social structure of elephant herds and we naturally have a great deal of sympathy for them. In order to encourage people to protect African elephants from extinction, we had to anthropomorphize them. This change of elephants' status could not possibly have been predicted by the author, given the world and the time that produced him. Yet this change in status becomes an unintended major theme of the book to the modern reader.

As a hunter I often cheered for Bell in some encounters with elephants, while in other instances I found myself rooting for the elephants. I really had to stop and think about why I felt differently about it in different pages and chapters. When Bell was only a few yards from a massive lone bull elephant, I wanted him to succeed. But when there was a description of the elephants being nice to each other I wanted them to escape. In one case a large bull was off on its own with a very young calf, which is unusual. I found myself hoping that something would go wrong and that Bell wouldn't get the bull, simply because I didn't want the calf to be sad (the calf's mother turned out to be nearby and neither mother nor child was harmed, though the bull was killed instantly).

There are various things that Bell got flatly wrong, like the age of elephants. It was a common misconception at the time that elephants could live to be hundreds of years old. He also says some things about ballistics that don't make much sense now, such as the odd notion that a .275 Rigby bullet (aka 7mm Mauser) is inherently less accurate than a .318 is.

The descriptions of race and of the indigenous Africans are more liberal than I expected from a man born in 1880. Bell does not hesitate to describe the very real differences, both cultural and physical, between his own race and the various African races that he worked with or encountered. But he never equates any of these distinctions to a moral or intellectual superiority. He seems to be completely honest about race in a way that would be difficult for modern writers after the racial history of the twentieth century in America and Africa (Bell is Scottish, incidentally).

If anything, Bell tends to regard the native Africans as essentially superior and better-adapted to life in Africa than he was. He regularly marvels at their mental abilities, such as long-distance navigation through dense bush and a talent for sensing small details that he could not.

Bell is arguably an important figure in African history because of the weapons that he began employing for the hunting of elephants.

Up until Bell's time it was very difficult to kill an elephant. These are massive animals with extremely thick hides, large bones, and long distances of flesh to traverse in order to reach a vital organ. Reaching the heart or brain for a swift kill was an improbable feat with the technology available prior to the late 19th century. To attempt to kill an elephant and then to fail can easily be a fatal mistake to the hunter. Throughout most of mankind's history in Africa, we mostly tried to stay the hell away from elephants.

The cuisine in local villages described by Bell is surprisingly low in meat (his fellow Scotsman, Mungo Park, describes a similar situation in West Africa 100 years prior). These people were farming and eating a lot of grain and flour and when crops failed they pretty much just starved. They were desperate for meat. It seems so odd that people could go hungry while surrounded by these literal mountains of meat that elephants represented, but technologically speaking they knew no way of killing the animals.

Then along came the invention of smokeless gunpowder and the metallurgical advances that allowed rifles to be built that could fire higher-velocity loads than ever before without the risk of exploding in the shooter's face. Guns had been used in Africa long before Bell's time but they were only marginally effective on really large prey. Black powder weapons did not fire bullets with enough velocity to reliably reach the heart or brain of an elephant. With the velocity limitations of black powder, the only way to punch right through the animal was to fire a larger piece of lead.

How big? Oh, about a quarter pound of lead. The 'four-bore' gun was your basic edition elephant gun in Africa for many years. It is not very pleasant to shoot. The four-bore was reckoned insufficient by some people who moved up to the two-bore that fired a half of pound of lead with every shot. I've experienced recoil from guns that bruised my shoulder for a few days (solid slugs from a 12 gauge come to mind). A two-bore elephant gun makes bruises from a twelve gauge look like a Swedish massage. We're talking about nose bleeds in some people after a few shots. Accuracy is pretty difficult under such circumstances. And exactly how many pounds of lead are you likely to carry around on your person through miles and miles of African bush on the trail of elephants?

Guns capable of killing elephants reliably were rare, expensive, inaccurate (in practice, anyway) and difficult for very many people to use properly. Many native Africans had long since dismissed firearms as showy gimmicks with no real place hunting big game.

As the global demand for ivory picked up, people in East Africa saw a good opportunity to make some quick money. Bell describes this economic transition and the cultural changes that came with it. At first the tusks were traded for beads and trinkets. Later the price began to soar and some ivory could be traded for a heifer or two. This could be a life-changing event. Possession of a cow meant a steady supply of milk, increased social standing, and the ability to take a wife. The locals in East Africa started going nuts for ivory.

The way that they got a hold of it was mostly just going out and looking for it. That whole area of the continent was awash in elephants and had been for a very long time. Bones were scattered everywhere and the tusks with them. Ivory didn't seem to have any enormous value to them previously, so there were decades worth of teeth laying around in the bush. Most bones don't last too long out in the open in Africa. Ivory is tougher stuff, being very dense, partially covered with protective enamel, and not having any marrow for scavengers to break it apart for.

As the pick-up ivory disappeared there was some small amount coming in from elephants trapped in pits or snares by natives. This didn't amount to very much.

Enter Karamojo Bell. Having fought in the Boer War he knew a good bit about the differences between the old black powder guns and modern military bolt action rifles. Bell used mostly bolt action Enfield and Mauser type actions, usually chambered for either the .303 or 7mm Mauser (known to Bell and the UK in general as the .275 Rigby). He came to prefer solid, nickel-coated, round-nosed bullets for use on big game. Soft-pointed bullets made wholly of lead tend to deform and fall to pieces when traveling through a large target -- particularly so when the bullet is of a small diameter in the first place.

There is a myth in the shooting and hunting world that Bell refused to use soft-pointed bullets for anything whatsoever. It even says so on his Wikipedia page. This is not exactly true. Bell used soft-pointed bullets on other game quite regularly -- he just didn't like them for elephants.

Bell writes on page 20:

"In the course of time I acquired a long-barrelled .256 Mannlicher, stocked and sighted (iron sights, but extremely refined) by Gibbs of Bristol. I did not use this rifle on elephant; I don't know why unless it was that I had only soft-pointed bullets. It was not until later that I got a .256 Mannlicher-Schonauer and used it on elephant. I used the long Gibbs -- a most beautiful rifle -- entirely for meat-getting. And what a deadly weapon it was! I have known it lay out a score of antelope from one anthill stance in the cool air of morning or evening."


Various other references throughout the book are made to using soft-points on prey other than elephants. Let us lay to rest this myth that Karamojo Bell never hunted with soft-point bullets.

When summing up books about hunting in Africa there is a pretty clear line that emerges: was it before or after Hemingway wrote 'Green Hills of Africa'? Hemingway's novels and short stories came to define the way that westerners tend to look at and write about African hunting. The semi-fictional professional hunting guide, Jackson Phillips (mostly based on the real-life Philip Percival) became thoroughly our idea of what a professional hunter is supposed to be like and this archetype has made its way into nearly all of the depictions of African hunting since.

The tricky thing about fitting 'Karamojo Safari' into that scheme of things is that it was written in the 1940's after the 1935 publication of 'Green Hills of Africa,' yet the book is about a safari undertaken decades earlier. I wonder whether W.D.M. Bell ever read Hemingway? He states in Karamojo Safari that the only thing from civilization that he really cared for was Charles Dickens' 'Pickwick Papers,' which he had read over a hundred times.

Before I'd read Bell I had always assumed that Peter Hathaway Capstick's work was primarily influenced by Hemingway. We certainly see him presenting himself in a decidedly Philips/Percival light -- which is not to say that Capstick was a phony. He may have really been just like that as a professional hunter, with Hemingway's characters to influence and inspire his own career and life as a professional hunter in Africa.

Capstick's best book is 'Death in the Long Grass,' which belongs in any top five list of the best books on hunting in Africa. In hindsight, I see as much of Bell's influence on Capstick's style as I do of Hemingway. This bit from page 213 of 'Karamojo Safari' reads like it could have come straight out of Capstick's mouth:

"The reek from the already somewhat ripe offal and the abundant man-smell all about seemed not to ruffle [the elephant's] serenity one little bit. What did upset it though was a .275 between the ribs. With a squirm and a bellow of rage that split the welkin he tucked his stern under him and began diminishing in size in the weirdest way. Simultaneously with the roar something flashed by me with a whimper of fear. Every animal in that gathering had experienced vicariously a full-dress rehearsal of being blown to hell by dynamite. The scene lay still and lifeless beneath me in the cold silver light of the gigantic moon."


I honestly had no idea what a 'welkin' was until looking it up a moment ago.

Having previously read Capstick, Wally Johnson, and Brian Herne's 'White Hunters' helped me to appreciate how remarkable Bell is. Bell tends to down-play the physical danger posed to an elephant hunter. The obituaries of many of his colleagues suggest that Bell was either extraordinarily lucky or highly skilled.

When an elephant decides that it doesn't like you, it is in a position to do something about the fact with an astonishing repertoire of techniques. It can step on you. It can sit down on you. It can kick you. Knock you down with its trunk and gore its tusks straight through your body and on into the soil. Pick you up with the trunk and throw you over the trees. There are credible accounts of elephants throwing people and then running to catch them on the other end by spearing the moving body on a tusk. They surely don't lack for imagination.

You can't run away. The length of an elephant's gait is incredible and a brisk stroll on their part would probably beat any Olympic sprinter. Even in thick cover an elephant can push right through trees and brush that you or I would have to walk around. Climb a tree and the elephant will either pluck you out of it or knock it down. If you make it to your car then your spouse will only have to make an auto claim in addition to the life insurance paperwork.

Bell took on groups of bull elephant (he avoided shooting females and calves unless he was facing a direct charge and had to act in self-defense) that sometimes numbered in the dozens. To do this successfully for the 25 years that he spent as an ivory hunter, he had to be both brave and intelligent.

It is easy for modern western readers to look at Bell as a sort of caricature; a slob hunter blasting away at thousands of helpless endangered animals with a gun that guaranteed his own safety and success. The imperialist, racist white man traveling with hundreds of servants. But that is just not who Bell was. He seems to have genuinely cared about the people who worked for him and doesn't appear to have looked down on people on account of their color. Nearly every day he risked a sudden, violent death. He did things in order to survive that most of us would not contemplate.

When Bell was far from water and in danger of dying from thirst he would shoot an elephant and place a spear through the dead torso at exactly the right point in order to send the animal's internal reserve of water gushing out the hole. Supposedly after letting the first few gallons spill away with their initial mixture of blood, the remainder was fairly drinkable.

Bell and his core safari staff ate, drank and wore elephant. Shoes and sandals were cut from elephant hide. When it rained they sought shelter under severed elephant ears. They ate massive amounts of elephant meat. Some of his people craved the stuff so much that they would literally drink entire pints of melted elephant fat after a long hike. Their lives were every bit as much defined by elephants as the lives of some plains Indians (as well as the white buffalo hunters) in the mid-1800's were defined by the herds of bison they followed around, living off of the meat while selling the hides and tongues.

It was a completely unsustainable way of life, of course. Sooner or later the world was going to run out of elephants (and bison). First there were the professional ivory hunters like Bell, who at least limited themselves to bulls. Then as Africans worked to feed themselves more reliably they cleared, fenced and cultivated more land. Having a herd of elephants show up and eat months of work in a matter of hours wasn't helping things, so that even cows and calves were shot frequently to protect crops. Elephants were pushed farther and farther back into shrinking habitats. Reduced and isolated, they became vulnerable.

What condition would African elephants be in today, as a species, if Bell and the rest of the ivory hunters of his day had never existed? I don't think that one can read Bell's book without asking that question.

I think elephants would be in better genetic shape as a species. There has been tremendous natural selection against elephants with decent tusks to the extent that some parks contain a majority of tusk-less animals. But in terms of overall numbers and their odds for long-term survival, I suspect that without the old ivory trade things would still be almost as bad. The biggest threat to elephants' survival in the wild is now arguably loss of habitat. Farming and development are their biggest threat. That was going to happen with or without the big ivory safaris.

If today we could magically resurrect every single elephant from the dead which Bell shot, odds are that it would be a complete disaster. As it stands, perfectly healthy elephants are having to be culled in the wild because there isn't enough food to support all of them.

If you divide food sufficient for 50 elephants among 100 elephants, you get 100 dead elephants within a year or two. But if you kill half of them straight off then at least you still end up with 50 live elephants in the long run. The other problem with letting too many elephants compete for too little food is that they strip the bark off of trees for food as a matter of routine. It is a major part of their diet, though this kills the trees. With limited, isolated habitat, this habit leads to deforestation and desertification when there are too many elephants in one place. That, in turn, leads to the extirpation and perhaps extinction of the other animals depending on that habitat.

I rather like elephants and I personally do not want to kill one, but I don't think that Bell and his kind were the demons that some people might want to make them out as. It was a brutal life that Karamojo Bell led, both for himself and for the animals that he killed. Altogether I'm pleased that he wrote a book about it.

[Photo used courtesy of The Safari Press]

Sunday, August 07, 2011

Snakehead Lures Suck

Here is the big problem with snakehead lures: they are all really designed for bass.

What everyone is using on snakeheads is top-water weedless frog lures. Snakeheads prefer weedy areas with thick cover to lunge from. This demands lures that don't get loaded with weeds right away. Snakeheads eat a lot of frogs so the design sort of makes sense.

The problem is with the location of the hooks. Bass swallow their prey whole so it doesn't much matter where on the lure you have the hooks placed. But snakeheads usually don't swallow things whole. They tend to grab the tail end of their prey with their sharp teeth, give it a good twist and pull off a chunk to eat. Then they come back and tear off additional chunks.

That tendency to grab the back end is key here. You know what's at the back end of these top-water frog lures? Fake plastic frog legs with no hooks in them.

I have experienced strike after strike by invasive northern snakeheads on various weedless top-water frog lures and again and again I lost the fish. The reason was that they were never hooked at all. The fish was merely grabbing on to the back of the lure and holding on for a while. After a few seconds they just let go.

No doubt, these lures can catch snakeheads. Given enough strikes, sooner or later you'll get one. But the ratio of strikes to hooks is abysmal compared to what it should be.

What we need to really clean out invasive snakeheads is weedless lures that have the hooks set up at the back of the lure. Frog and duckling lures with the hooks in the legs.

Is there a lure manufacturer ready to step up to the plate?

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Snakeheads: Part Two

Last week I started my mission on the Potomac River to catch, kill and eat the invasive snakehead fish. The first trip was mostly intelligence-gathering. Hanging out on boat landings and asking around to find out who had the good word on where to bag a bad fish.

From the intelligence standpoint that trip was a success. I found a sub-tidal pond connected to the river by only a few yards of tidal stream that is loaded with snakeheads. I also learned a little bit about what tackle to use and what habits could bring me success.

I spent this past week obsessing over snakeheads. I ordered a new Shimano Sonora 2500 reel and found the right weight rod to pair with it (A Daiwa Samurai from a combo that I bought solely for the purpose of cannibalizing the rod). I spent hours watching videos on Youtube of snakeheads in aquariums striking food. I felt ready.

Mason Neck State Park is about a three hour drive from my home in Albemarle County, given the typical traffic in Northern Virginia. I left on Friday afternoon in time to make camp for the night at Pohick Bay Regional Park, which is only a few miles down the road from Mason Neck. The fishing at Pohick Bay is terrible from the shore and not worth even trying, but they do happen to have a campground while Mason Neck closes at 8:30 pm. Early on Saturday morning after a fitful night of humidity and raccoons, I broke camp and went fishing.

8:30 am - I begin fishing. The maiden cast from my new rig feels good. The Daiwa rod doesn't have much sensitivity but I shouldn't need a sensitive for catching a fish that either ignores the lure or hammers it instantly like Cookie Monster on a box of Samoas. What I need is accuracy on the cast and strength with the 16 lb test line, and that I have.

I bought a lot of top water lures to try out. Mostly frogs, but a few fish and unidentifiable floaty things. The Scumfrog looks especially promising. This pond is full of weeds and algae and bucking that stuff is of the first importance. Hopefully this will be like last week and I'll have a strike on my first cast. This time I'm ready, with 16 lb test line and a steel leader.

Crap. Ok, no first-cast fish. But my gear is good and the fish are here. Keep casting and I'll get one.

11 am: Still no fish caught, although I've been seeing feeding activity around the edges. Nothing else is moving in the pond except for tadpoles, snakes, and turtles. I'll put down the rod for a few minutes and take some photos of the turtles.

12:00 - Funny thing about the frogs here that I'm noticing. Usually when I approach to within a few paces of a bullfrog in the daylight he'll jump right into the water before I even realize he's there. The frogs here don't do that. They just sit there and stare at me. They don't want to go in the water -- what they know is down there is a lot scarier than I am.

1 pm - All of these other lures suck. Every single cast comes back full of weeds. No Jitterbugs for me today. Its just me and Scumfrog. Scumfrog goes out on cast after cast after cast free of weeds.

Good thing that Scumfrog looks like a frog, because that is literally the only thing in this pond for the snakeheads to eat. Everything else is gone. I threw the cast net a bunch of times to check for sure and there is nothing else swimming in this pond.

How many damn pictures of turtles do I really need, anyway?

2 pm - Holy effing shit I just saw the craziest thing that ever was. A goldfinch sat on a low branch of a tree that had fallen in the water, only a few inches above the surface. Mere seconds after I took a picture of the bird a snakehead jumped part way out of the water and gulped it down. Not so much as a feather remained. Only a slight set of ripples and a hole in the algae.

Scumfrog. You buck weeds nicely but you're shaped wrong. Why couldn't you be a Scumgoldfinch?

2:30 pm - Again and again I cast Scumfrog into a particular corner where I periodically see a moderate snakehead gulping air and splashing out of the water.

'Scumfrog, you're my only real friend out here. Without you I couldn't cast a single lure.'

As I reflected on Scumfrog, I finally manged to cast him out into what looked like the exact perfect sweet spot. Right into the grasses lining the shore, where I could pull back through the pocket of thick weeds and fallen branches. The sort of snarl of snags that only Scumfrog could make it through. And as dear Scumfrog (my only friend in the whole wide world) plopped onto the water I thought that this was it. The most perfect presentation and if there is indeed a snakehead in this pocket as I believe there to be then he must see and pursue and bite Scumfrog.

Bite he did! The snakehead lunged after Scumfrog; appearing as a torpedo sending up a broad wake of water and algae. He struck onto the lure and the fight was on. I cranked the reel and brought him gradually towards me. His long dark body with its distinctive fin running the length of the back breached out of the water for a moment, like a tarpon trying to throw a hook. I fought him closer and then suddenly he was just gone.

I stared at the still water and felt the limp line beneath my fingers.

'Scumfrog?! Is Scumfrog ok?'

With haste I reeled the line in and examined Scumfrog. Scumfrog was intact, though partially torn around the base of the legs. All of the parts were there, but for the rest of the day Scumfrog was not quite himself any longer. The legs had to be constantly readjusted. The hooks began to dig into and tear the body, which twisted around.

3 pm - The fuss caused by the failed strike has stirred up the pond too much and spooked them. I need to take a break from fishing by going fishing. I walked over to the river side of the walkway and began throwing my cast net in to see about some live bait.

Fathead minnows! And they might have worked but for the fact of the weeds, which the minnows swam through and got everything all tangled up. Live bait just isn't going to work here.

4 pm - Scumfrog keeps getting twisted up now. Nothing else bucks the weeds, and yet the fish refuse to bite and eat Scumfrog. Scumfrog. I find myself unable to comprehend any other words. I am sunburned and my right arm hurts terribly. It is physically painful to reel in my line with Scumfrog on the other end. Scumfrog Scumfrog Scumfrog.

WHY WON'T YOU EAT SCUMFROG?!

5 pm: Sometimes the snakeheads lunge at Scumfrog but don't quite make it. Why not hungry? Hell, I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since the oatmeal and coffee I cooked up at 7 am. Nor have I sat down. Or done anything except for fish.

6 pm: I will stand out here from dawn til dusk for as many days as I have to to kill a damned snakehead. I'll be like the goddamned Zax on the Prairie of Prax. I don't need food. I don't need water. I don't need other people. I don't need anything or anyone except for Scumfrog.

Scumfrog understands me.

6:30 pm. They were feeding in the middle of the branches of the fallen tree, you understand. That was where the snakeheads were. I could see them jumping, right by where they'd murdered the little goldfinch. That was where they were and so that was where I had to cast. And Scumfrog. Scumfrog. He wrapped all around a branch, three or four times. And when I tugged and tugged the line broke off and Scumfrog sank into the hoary depths.

Without my only really useful lure, there was nothing else to do. I had to leave the park and find more weed-bucking lures. By the time I'd gotten anywhere the park was closing and it was time to stop for the night.

I write this blog entry from a cheap Super 8 Motel near Fredericksburg. I stopped on the way at Dick's Sporting Goods and made a bee-line for the fishing section where I asked the guy at the gun counter to point me towards the Scumfrogs.

THEY DO NOT CARRY SCUMFROG.

My head almost exploded. I picked up a few other competing brands of weed-bucking top-water frog lures. Tomorrow I'll put them to the ultimate test and see how they hold up. There's a Gander Mountain nearby where I'll take another look for a Scumfrog in the morning. I'm exhausted and sore and sunburned and hungry but I need to sleep and fish again tomorrow. I did the math and figure that I made about 1,000 casts yesterday.


People who hear what I do for a job are so often jealous. It sounds like the easiest job in the world - I hunt and fish for a living. This is actually a really hard job and it is physically painful more often than not. Most people can decide at any point during the day that they have had enough and they are ready to go home and have a beer. I don't have that luxury. No matter what hurts and how many mosquito bites I have, I have to keep going until I bag the species that I need to complete that chapter of 'Eating Aliens.' People talk about the 'blood, sweat and tears' required to produce a good book, but I think that its only us outdoor writers who have to take that literally.

Maybe this thing ends tomorrow and maybe it doesn't. It took me a solid ten days or so to bag my first nutria in the swamps of Louisiana, in a situation where I was expecting to have it done in two days. Can anyone reading this even understand what its like to spend ten days in a swamp, hunting an invasive giant aquatic rat? Do you understand how I suffer for you, gentle reader?

And by the way, the makers of Scumfrog did not pay me a cent for any of this, though if they would please send me more Scumfrogs right away then I would appreciate it.

Without Scumfrog I am lonely.

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Five Cheap Essentials

Five really cheap things that are always in my pack when I'm out hunting and fishing:

1. Sleeping bag compression straps. I keep a couple of them coiled up and held together by rubber bands. On a few occasions I have actually used these for sleeping bags but more often they get deployed for something unexpected. Lashing a hindquarter of meat onto the top of my pack, for example. They also make dandy rifle slings for guns with the older-style sling loops. Once I used one as a dog leash and collar in a pinch.

2. Duct tape. I literally do not leave the house without it.

3. A small sharpening stone for the various knives that I carry. It doesn't have to be anything special but it should be small enough that you don't end up leaving it at home on account of the weight.

4. Various plastic bags. For meat, fish, birds, or whatever. Even when I have a collapsible foam cooler with me I sometimes want to segregate the contents.

5. A compass. I know that a lot of people feel like they can trust to their iPhones and GPS devices. But these are things that can run out of batteries or be dropped in the water. Its good to carry a map as well. Even if you don't have a good topographical map of the area you are going to be hiking, hunting or fishing in, its a good idea to look at a map in advance and recall which general direction that key roads and rivers are in.

Note that the basic Silva compasses that were such good standbys have dropped in quality. I grew up using a Silva as a Boy Scout and my old one still works well. Yet many of their lower-priced compasses produced more recently do not agree on which way is north.

[Photo copyright 2011 by Jackson Landers. All rights reserved. This picture depicts four more things that are usually in my backpack, although the bug spray is warm-weather only and the cheap paperbacks rotate.]

Monday, August 01, 2011

Boat US Article, Postscript

Boat US magazine ran a piece about my work online today, and my understanding is that its running in the print edition that goes out to 600,000 or so subscribers.

Hi, Boat US readers!

Since that interview was conducted a few things have happened that will be of interest to those who read that article and then felt compelled to find this blog. Remember the great Philippe Parola from the same article? A funny thing happened while I was in Louisiana this past June. I was down there on a long trip to hunt nutria, which are a sort of enormous aquatic rodent from South America. While I was in Baton Rouge I met up with Philippe to talk about nutria (which we successfully hunted together) and the talk soon turned to carp.

Long story short, I was instantly convinced of the importance of Philippe's work. On my return home I started looking for investors to put up the money to build Philippe's factory. Right now it looks like we're most of the way there, although it probably won't be until this fall that the major organizational work starts.

Philippe is a very good guy and I'm not sure how to adequately express the value of meeting him. Understand that I have devoted the last year of my life to researching, hunting, and eating invasive species while I and my family have made major sacrifices for this cause. Philippe is one of only a very small handful of people whom I have met that share the same passion that I have for this cause.

As to the lionfish, I left for Eleuthera a few days after my interview with Boat US. The expedition was successful and you can find a brief account of it here. The full-length account will be its own chapter in my next book, 'Eating Aliens,' which will be out with Storey Publishing in 2012.

[Photo copyright 2011 by Jackson Landers and David Roshto. That's Philippe on the left and me on the right]
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