Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Top 5 Absurd Ideas for New Rifle Cartridges

This is going to be pretty geeky and probably way over the heads of anyone who isn't a rifle crank and cartridge geek. Please note that this is satire and none of these cartridges actually exist and in no way represent real efforts by any of the companies referenced. I have to say this or else I will be getting emails asking for suppliers for the next 5 years.


1. For those who like the .270 Winchester but want to use heavier bullets that hit a little harder, I give you the .30 O'Conner. The parent case is the .270 Winchester necked up for a .30 caliber bullet. For all of you reloaders out there, you can easily reshape brass from either the .270 or the .35 Whelan.

2. One of the better lever gun cartridges developed in the last decade is surely the .308 Marlin Express. Certainly such commendable ballistic qualities would also be desirable in a bolt action or semi-automatic hunting rifle. Hence the .308 Marlin Rimless. This cartridge will be based on the .308 ME, only with the rim removed for smoother feeding in non-lever actions, and the case slightly elongated.

3. The .375 Ruger has been one of the most interesting and useful new cases to be introduced in years. Offering elephant-worthy power in a .30-'06 length action, it has already been successfully necked down to .30 and .338 calibers. But what about the varminting market? Must they be ignored? Not any more. Meet the .17-375 Ruger. That massive grizzly-swatting case has been necked down for a nice, flat-shooting .17 caliber bullet that will kill groundhogs even deader than dead. Certainly the good old .22-250 will drop a groundhog in an instant at 200 yards, but the .17-375 can kill the same groundhog 34% deader in the same amount of time. This is the result of what Ruger's ballistic scientists refer to as 'kinetic splatteriness.' The barrel life is limited to about 200 rounds, what with the throat erosion, but at $75 for a box of ammo that will be a purely theoretical limit for most of you.

4. The search for higher-density shot is not restricted to waterfowling alone. Now there is an option for upland game hunters who are looking to add a little more mass to their shotgun patterns. You've heard of 'heavier than lead?' Winchester's new 'Double-Heavy' shot is literally twice as heavy as lead. The new manufacturing technique involves attaching a short kevlar thread through each sphere of lead shot. On the other end of that string of kevlar is a second sphere of lead shot, which doubles the total mass of the shot. That makes it twice as heavy as an ordinary shot pellet of a given diameter.

5. Women represent the fastest growing demographic among American hunters and it is high time that the ammunition manufacturers recognized this. Federal will be the first, having announced their new '7-ette' cartridge at the most recent SHOT show. The 7-ette is based on the well-known 7mm-08, featuring a stylish pink dusty rose ballistic polymer tip on each bullet. Each case is coated with a special nickel alloy that ensures silky smooth travel through the action. Its strong enough for a man, but ballistically balanced for a woman.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Roughriders 1, Bats 0

Well this is a headline that you don't see every day: 'Wisconsin Hockey Players Dispatch Stray Bat.' Thank you, Washington Post, for the most surreal headline of the week thus far. Sounds like lyrics from a Beck B-side.

While I can't imagine why a bunch of Wisconsin hockey players would care in the slightest bit what PETA thinks of them, I also don't see the sense in the coach's concern about rabies. The odds of one particular random bat, behaving in a normal (though trapped in a hockey rink) way, just happening to have rabies is pretty minimal. It is wasteful and useless to kill a wild animal purely on the off-chance that it might possibly have a disease.

Now if they were willing to eat the bat after killing it then I might feel differently about it.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Evolutionary Future of Whitetails

Certainly the whitetail deer is in very, very good shape as a species right now. It has existed in the same form for 3-4 million years or so in North America, thriving as a generalist in times of ecological change and upheaval. This right here is a time of enormous ecological change and upheaval and the whitetail can be expected to take full advantage of it.

In the course of the changes that are expected to continue in North America, I often wonder whether this will result in the diversification of the whitetail into new species. The process can happen rapidly. Mule deer probably split off from whitetails no more than 5,000-7,000 years ago, having very rapidly combined some remarkable bio-mechanical adaptations with corresponding behavioral changes that set them apart from other cervids.

Central and South American brocket deer evolved from whitetails at two separate times (the grey brockets and red brockets are actually the result of convergent evolution, having whitetails as their last common ancestor). This diversification of the whitetail appears to have happened very quickly after the parent species radiated into South America, possibly due to the lack of any other ruminants in competition there at the time.

So on the one hand we have the fact that whitetails have remained intact and unchanged as a species for over 3 million years, suggesting that this is a really good plan for an animal and that maybe there is nothing that need to be changed in order to respond to this changing environment. On the other hand, there are these examples of some groups of whitetails rapidly evolving into new species in some areas.

The whitetail could potentially effect some degree of evolution without physically evolving at all. As non-native species of plants continue to be introduced to North America by humans, the whitetail's rumen-based digestive system may gradually manage to digest many of those plants that it cannot presently feed on. This could be accomplished through the evolution of the bacteria in the rumen, or perhaps by the introduction of existing species of bacteria that do not exist in the rumen at present.

Global warming may have an impact of whitetails relatively soon. The milder a winter in terms of temperature, the less fat reserves and the lower body size that will be required to ensure survival through the winter. This would allow late-dropped fawns a higher chance of survival through their first winter despite their smaller size at the onset of winter. Such a development would tend to favor does going into estrus later than usual, resulting in a less focused rut and potentially having a major impact on whitetail society.

Grasslands represent a major environmental opportunity as well as a challenge to whitetails. The species that once dominated grasslands in North America largely disappeared a scant 140 years or so ago. The bison have cleared out and there seems to be a lot of room for whitetails expand in that area. But to do so will require changes to the bodies and social behavior of those deer which would amount to the emergence of a whole new species.

All non-tropical deer with antlers shed them on an annual basis. Unlike horns, which have an internal base of living bone with an active blood supply, antlers are dead bone once the velvet is shed. Lacking a blood supply, antlers cannot be maintained by the body over time, thus they need to be shed and regrown. To do this on an annual basis requires a high amount of calcium and other minerals in the diet every year.

The tricky thing about a grasslands diet is that grasses are not high in calcium. This is probably the reason why deer have never dominated grasslands. The food is nutritionally inadequate to support the growth of large antlers annually among all adult males.

With the habitat available, perhaps some whitetails will make a go of it. But they will have to sacrifice their antlers, or at the very least they will need to develop a genetic predisposition towards very small and simple ones. A body that genetically 'wants' to grow large antlers will attempt to do so even when nutrition is inadequate. Most of the minerals that a deer uses to grow antlers are robbed by the process of resorption from the rest of the skeleton (the ribs in particular), so merely stunting the antlers by a restricted diet will result in weak overall condition and a tendency towards broken bones rather than just tiny antlers. The change has to be genetic.

Without antlers, bucks would need to develop other types of sparring behavior in order to establish a pecking order without killing each other. I have no idea what this would consist of. Also consider the fact that a pair of antlers is the major visual cue to sex among deer during the mating season. Take that away and you've arguably got a need for some other visual cue of sexual dimorphism to develop.

I envision a new plains species of whitetail 1,000 years from now, having no antlers and a distinct pattern of color among males versus females. Perhaps the does might retain their spots from fawn-hood while the bucks would lose them? These plains whitetails would rarely have cover to hide in, so they might have to reduce their use of scent markings to communicate (with some scent glands disappearing?) and they would need to become faster runners over longer distances in order to avoid the packs of coyotes that appear to be establishing themselves as new apex predators.

The big unknown is the future of non-native megafauna that have been introduced to North America by humans during the last 150 years. We have wild, breeding populations of emu, aoudad, sika deer (which is more properly a sort of tiny elk), fallow and axis deer from Europe, various swine, oryx antelope, etc. None of these species are well adapted to North America and they have hardly been here for the evolutionary bat of an eyelash. The idea of these animals, which were just dropped into a situation that the whitetail has been thriving in for over 3 million years, beating out the whitetail on its home turf seems unlikely. But we just don't know.

My Freezer is Proof

It has been a pretty good hunting season so far this year. I've got the meat from 4 deer, 2 wild turkeys and some number of doves put away in the freezer. I'm trying to get at least 2 more deer before the season is over and hopefully between my wife and I we can bag a couple more turkeys as well.

Probably we have taken a total of about 200 pounds of edible meat thus far, with a realistic goal of another 100 pounds before the end of January. All of this food was literally harvested from my own backyard and my in-law's backyard on the other side of the county. With the rifles and shotgun long since paid for, the total cost of all of this food was about $35 worth of ammunition.

All of it is free-range, organic, and devoid of any artificial hormones or antibiotics. There is no extraneous packaging, no petroleum and no shipping.

The concept of locavore hunting works and the contents of my freezer stand as proof. During an economic recession and at a time when the environmental consequences of our food supply are under more scrutiny than ever before, hunting is a more practical skill for the average American than it has ever been since the close of the pioneering era. And yet that same skill fades among the general population a little farther each year.

The Wednesday evening class that I had wanted to offer starting last week has not been happening due to insufficient sign-ups (although the weekend intensive course in January filled up within 24 hours, so maybe I should be offering more of those). If any locals are interested in signing up for a new weekly class, I will do another one if I can get 2 more people in. Tuition for the weekly class (which runs 7 weeks) would be $130, which includes ammunition for range day.

At what I guess to be $7 average price per pound of beef, and about 40 pounds of meat from most deer around here, your first deer will more than pay for the cost of the class.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Jim Webb Needs Help

Anyone who has read this blog for any amount of time knows that I am not in the habit of regularly hustling for campaign donations to anyone. Nor do I tend to go around insulting either political party or ideology. That's not my style.

I got an email this morning from Senator Jim Webb which really got my attention. It was a solicitation for campaign contributions. Normally I just instantly delete most of the flood of such things that land in my in box every week. But this got my attention because this is the first time since Webb's election in 2006 that I have ever once received a request from him or his campaign to donate money for his reelection.

There aren't many people in elected politics whom you could point to that go 3 years without asking supporters to give him or her a dime. The man has been 100% focused on doing his job in the Senate. When Jim Webb first ran for office, he gave the strong impression of someone who would approach the office of Senator in an exceptionally professional way without a lot of the preening and begging that so many politicians fall into. Three years down the road, I'm realizing that it was all true.

Can anyone point to a single United States Senator who accomplished as much in their first term of office as Jim Webb has?

He authored, championed and passed the Webb GI Bill, which gave our combat veterans returning from Afghanistan and Iraq the same educational opportunities that we gave to their grandparents and great grandparents in World War Two. He has been named to key posts on the Foreign Relations Committee, the Armed Services Committee, the Veterans Committee, and the Joint Economic Committee. He teamed up with Senator Claire McCaskill to create a Wartime Contracting Commission, which was inspired by Harry Truman's famous committee to identify and stop fraud, waste and abuse in war spending.

Last August an American citizen was being held by the military junta in Burma for the crime of visiting Aung San Syu Ky. That citizen was a nincompoop, but he was still our nincompoop. Recognizing the importance that American citizenship should mean something abroad, Jim Webb personally went to Burma and negotiated the release of the American. While there he visited with Aung San Syu Ky and also became the first American leader ever to meet with Burma's head of government. Jim Webb personally started a diplomatic dialogue between the US and Burma and has made a compelling case for starting a relationship with Burma now in the same way that Senator John McCain championed with Vietnam during the early 1990's.

All of this has been accomplished in just 3 years as a freshman Senator. Jim Webb has arguably done more in half a term than many Senators did in the course of their entire careers. Most of these accomplishments are things that Virginians can look to with pride regardless of partisan affiliation. Sen. Webb's record has been one of diligently working for American interests rather than partisan ones. His work and his attitude reflect what I consider to be ideal behavior in a Senator.

If you appreciate the work that Senator Webb has done for us, please send a little something his way. It doesn't have to be a lot. Any donation, even for as little as $5, is a signal that his work is appreciated and that we want him to run for another term.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Mountain Lions in Virginia, Revisited


In the spring of 2008 I wrote an article on this blog addressing the issue of wild mountain lions in Virginia and other eastern states. My hypothesis was that they are here and are breeding, and that they originated from escaped pets rather than a from remnant population of the eastern cougar subspecies.

This morning I checked back on that old entry and saw that there have been 46 comments posted to it and that a large proportion of those comments are from people who have personally sighted a cougar in a place where they allegedly no longer exist. Some of these sightings were prolonged events in which there was ample time to determine that the animal was not a bobcat.

I beg that anyone reading this blog in the future who feels moved to make a comment about their own sighting will provide some type of contact information. You can always email me personally at jack dot landers at gmail dot com if you don't want to put that sort of thing in a publicly visible comments area.

For the love of all that is holy, take a picture when you see something. Most people seem to be walking around with a camera-equipped cell phone in their pockets these days. Pull it out and take a picture. This goes for footprints that you spot as well. Take the picture and record the exact place and date and time on which you took it. Document this stuff. Without documentation, even a photograph can become meaningless.

The internet is full of real photographs that are forwarded around with captions or labels that have no relationship to the contents. Here's one example. This one of a dead lion in a garage is one that I personally spent a couple of days tracking down the origins of after being told that it was hit by a car in the Shenandoah Valley. The mule deer antlers in the background were a pretty good clue that the photo was probably taken out west and it turned out that this was in fact from Arizona.

Some people have alleged that DGIF is secretly releasing mountain lions in rural areas of Virginia. No. This is a ridiculous conspiracy theory that has been leveled at the game departments of many different states. The theory makes no sense, as such action would usually be against what these agencies see as their goals. Nor is there ever any actual evidence offered in support of these theories.

The cougars are probably out there. We just need some evidence. So get out there and take some photos already. If you live in an area with frequent sightings then please make sure that you know how to use the camera feature on your phone. Take the picture, document it, and then do not send it to 500 of your closest friends. If you do that then it is going to end up like all of these other mis-labeled pictures with murky origins and you might not be able to prove that you were the one who took it. Take it straight to a local journalist, or to a professional field biologist in your area, or if you don't know what to do for sure then you can get in touch with me and I'll help to get the photo some place where it can serve as good evidence.

Note that I am not interested in being emailed with random photos of cougars that someone forwarded you. Nearly all of those will be impossible to track down the origins of. I only want photos that you personally took and can personally vouch for where and when the picture was taken.

[Photo courtesy of the USDA]

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Helping Other Teachers Get Started

During the past week I have received quite a few requests from people asking for help with offering their own classes along the lines of what I'm teaching.

Right now, I can't help you but I'm hoping to be able to by next hunting season. My book is based on my curriculum. When the book comes out, assuming that the (as yet unknown) publisher is ok with it, I am going to make an accompanying teaching guide available for free. This would be a free .pdf with all sorts of resources for people to use in order to teach deer hunting classes based on the material in the book. Suggested homework assignments, hand-outs, lesson plans and advice on conducting field dressing demonstrations.

I realize that people want this right now, but please be patient with me. I'm doing my best to have all of this available in time for new instructors to start teaching courses by next October or November.

Too Un-Controversial for My Own Good

I'd been going back and forth with a producer for a well-known radio show for about a week. He had seen my video in the New York Times last week and read the articles about me and wanted to do a piece about me and my 'Deer Hunting for Locavores™' class.

We were all set. I was supposed to go into a studio on Monday morning, they were getting audio of a field dressing demonstration this weekend and it was all planned. Then I got a phone call a few minutes ago, which I will paraphrase thus:

Producer: I've got some unfortunate news to give you.

Me: Whats the problem?

Producer: Our leading story with you got shot down. We're all really interested in this, but we can't do it.

Me: Why?

Producer: Our format is controversy.

Me. Ok.

Producer: We need to get an opposing view on everything, and we couldn't find anyone opposed to what you're doing.

Me: Seriously? Did you try PETA? How about the SPCA? I kill and eat Bambi, for crissakes.

Producer: Yeah, we tried all of those guys. Once they understood the whole thing, they're all in support of what you're doing. Or at least they aren't opposed to it. There are a few anti-hunting groups that we looked up who don't want hunting of any kind, but their arguments were so flimsy that they fall apart right away. We can't use them as a credible counter-point.

Me: So you can't run the story, because everyone thinks its great?

Producer: That's right.



This doesn't break my heart or anything, since its not like I was getting paid to do this interview. But if I want to continue to spread the word about my ideas for eating locally, I'm clearly going to have to become more controversial. Maybe I could try hunting with grenades, or gnawing at the raw venison on my hands and knees in the woods like a leopard. Surely that would offend someone enough to get a nice point/counterpoint thing happening.

Dusk

Days of constant rain had made the earth spongy and the clean smell of honest decay rose up from the damp ground I was sitting on. It was just cool enough to shiver a bit without a jacket but my breath did not show in the air.

I looked to the west across the long meadow, tipping the brim of my orange cap low to keep the sun out of my eyes. Out there in the sunset were a pair of deer, grazing perhaps 250 yards away.

The rifle came up to my shoulder. I held the sling tight against my left arm to steady the gun while my elbow rested on my knee. I knew that I would not shoot, but I did these things anyway. The bipod was leaned up against a chair in the other meadow where I'd left it that morning and without it I did not dare to try such a long shot.

My freezer was getting dangerously low on meat and there was no money to buy food with. I silently divided $25 for a box of cartridges among the 20 little fingers of brass and lead and considered the expense of missing a shot.

The pair of silhouettes filed out of sight.
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